A Formal Kinetic Theory for Zeroth-Order Newton Dynamics: Stein-Corrected Hessian Estimation and Curvature–Variance Trade-offs

Zeroth-order Newton-type methods are useful when gradients and Hessians are unavailable, but they behave quite differently from first-order gradient-free methods. We develop a kinetic framework for algorithms that estimate both gradient and Hessian from black-box function values. The naive random-direction Hessian estimator turns out to be biased even on quadratics; a Gaussian–Stein correction is needed to estimate the Hessian of the Gaussian-smoothed objective. Linearizing the inverse Hessian exposes two noise channels: gradient noise preconditioned by the inverse Hessian, and Hessian noise transmitted through an inverse-Hessian sandwich. Under a noisy oracle the second channel carries the second-difference factor A small-mass kinetic lift links the finite-step Newton update to an underdamped phase-space model; the overdamped spatial limit yields a Lyapunov bound that exposes the curvature–variance trade-off between step size, batch sizes, smoothing radii, and regularization. Numerical experiments confirm estimator identities, the gradient and Hessian variance laws, dimension scaling, inverse-perturbation accuracy, and optimization behavior under query-budget and regularization ablations.